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Started by andrei041, Apr 26 2012 08:29 PM

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Posted 03 February 2013 - 06:14 PM

:D


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Posted 03 February 2013 - 08:31 PM

Stai, ca a intrat iar sa fumeze si nu poate tasta :lol:


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Posted 05 February 2013 - 09:10 AM

O tipa se urca in taxi si zice:
- La cimitir va rog.
La care taximetristul:
- Preferati stalp sau contrasens??
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Posted 08 February 2013 - 10:09 PM

Not so fast, not so furious:

 


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Posted 08 February 2013 - 10:30 PM

Sa vezi "furios" la cei care imping daca pune soferul o frana :lol:


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Posted 09 February 2013 - 12:01 AM

hahaha, ca-n reclama cu Albacher


 

 

tati... frana... de mana! :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Posted 09 February 2013 - 12:13 AM

Enjoy ! :lol: :lol: :lol:

 


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Posted 09 February 2013 - 12:43 AM

cea mai tare scena din film...

f*cking hilarious :lol:

 


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Posted 09 February 2013 - 12:47 AM

Un american si un roman stau de vorba. Americanul spune mindru:
- We have George W. Bush, Stevie Wonder, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash!
Romanul spune si el:
- We have Traian Basescu, no wonder, no hope, no cash!"


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Posted 09 February 2013 - 12:59 AM

Bărbaţii în vogă din ziua de azi nu plâng. Se tem să nu se prelingă machiajul.

 

Iubitule, cum ar fi să te trezesti dimineaţa între două fete?
- Poftim?!
- Una să îţi spună “Te iubesc” şi cealaltă “Tati, du-mă la grădi”…

 

Discuţie pe chat, un tip încearcă să facă cunostinţă cu o tipă.

Ea: - Descrie-te în trei cuvinte…
El: - 25 de centimetri… 

- Mi-e ruşine de vecinul nostru, se plânge un soţ soţiei.
- De ce ţi-e ruşine?
- I-au murit până acum trei soţii şi m-a chemat la trei pomeni, iar eu nu l-am chemat la nici una...

 

Bărbaţii mint mai mult, iar femeile mint mai bine.

 

- Ce este iubirea?

- Lumina vieţii.

- Ce este căsătoria?

- Factura la lumină.


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Posted 12 February 2013 - 02:51 PM

 

 

George ... sunt sanse? :P


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Posted 12 February 2013 - 07:09 PM

George ... sunt sanse? :P

doamne da sa-l fure ! :lol:


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Posted 12 February 2013 - 07:12 PM

http://www.timesnewr...-aur-si-bmw-uri

 

Dramă teribilă pentru un cocalar din Bucureşti: este alergic la lanţuri de aur şi BMW-uri
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Posted 12 February 2013 - 08:45 PM

Da ... Relu cauta solutia sa devina contagioasa boala :lol:


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Posted 12 February 2013 - 08:54 PM

o sa dea dupa ei cu spray-ul ala de la oaspete :lol:


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Posted 12 February 2013 - 08:55 PM

:lol:


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Posted 12 February 2013 - 09:32 PM

Ce diferenta este intre un ungur si un acumulator?


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Posted 12 February 2013 - 09:36 PM

Bateria are autonomie ! :lol:


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Posted 12 February 2013 - 09:38 PM

:D


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Posted 14 February 2013 - 12:14 AM

Relu, aflat intr-un FishMarket, se uita la niste pesti cum inotau intr-un bazin...
- E proaspat pestele, maica?
- Da, mosule, nu vezi ca misca?
- Eh, maica, de miscat si eu mai misc...

:lol:
 


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Posted 14 February 2013 - 10:02 PM


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Posted 15 February 2013 - 04:21 PM

hurry_up_pussy.gif

 

:lol:


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Posted 15 February 2013 - 11:29 PM

Cred ca "ajutorul" se pregatea sa iasa din tura si nu putea din cauza sinucigasului :D


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Posted 17 February 2013 - 01:51 PM

doamne da sa-l fure ! :lol:

 

Anul viitor incerc imposibilul :D


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Posted 18 February 2013 - 04:49 PM

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