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[Relu]

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De x3, daca astia zic de rau, asa-i.

Masina de gagica, ce vrei ?

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− Umplem cada cu apa, punem alaturi o lingura si o cana. Apoi ii cerem bolnavului sa goleasca cada de apa, explica directorul spitalului.

Ce ati folosi?

La "oras" se stie bancul de pe vremea lu ceasca !!
Scoate dopul maaaaaa !!

[Mugur_Cosma]

Stie careva ce episod si din ce serie face parte "Polar Special" ????
Sau, nu a facut parte din sezon, a fost extra?

Aceasta postare a fost editata de Mugur_Cosma: 05 ianuarie 2010 - 06:23

[MMM]

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=WNkvASxfEWQ

Mai departe te descurci...

Relu, nu.
Se procedeaza stiintific, ,,arhimedic''.
http://upload.wikime...p_Stability.png

Calculele fiind facute, se aplica

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=TRS3-Yga33A

Sistemul sanitar fiind in colaps, nu te internez.

Aceasta postare a fost editata de LKS: 05 ianuarie 2010 - 06:27

[Mugur_Cosma]

LKS, no offence, ma duce mintea sa-l caut pe youtube (desi incomplet), dar raspuns la intrebare tot n-am aflat.

[cata69]

There have also been five out-of-studio special episodes, which are not included in the episode list. These are, in order of broadcast, Top Gear Winter Olympics, Top Gear of the Pops, Top Gear: Polar Special, "Top Gear: Bolivia Special" and Top Ground Gear Force.

http://en.wikipedia....:_Polar_Special

Top Gear - Polar Challenge Special - July 25th, 2007, asta vine intre seria 9 si 10

[ska]

http://en.wikipedia....:_Polar_Special

[Mugur_Cosma]

Mersi, am gasit si eu.
Pe net, e trecut ca Top Gear - S10E00

[oaspetele]

Masina de gagica, ce vrei ?


La "oras" se stie bancul de pe vremea lu ceasca !!
Scoate dopul maaaaaa !!

Ma omule, fii indulgent. De unde cada prin zona aia ??

[MMM]

Aici ai dreptate...

http://4.bp.blogspot...zi-bathtub4.jpg

[oaspetele]

Nu tin minte sa te fii lasat sa fotografiezi la mine acasa.

[MMM]

E din farmacie, se recomanda dupa aspirina saracului...

[Relu]

Se da numai pe reteta. Intreaba-l pe oaspete....

[MMM]

Oaspete, deja-i pandemie pe forum...

Venim sa ne gasesti aspirine?
N-avem nevoie de compensate, numai sa nu fie iesite din garantie...

[ska]

tare episodu asta ultimu'.
lexusu precum ziceam, mai bine raman la alea de lucs, decat la super sportive.
jeremy a fost criminal cu low-budget-ul lui caterinca maxima.
pacat de VRX. ma asteptam si la ceva circuit. anywho.

ca tot e vorba de top gear, mi-am amintit de :

[Mugur_Cosma]

Pt cine nu a reusit sa vada specialul Top Gear - Ground Force. Eu am ras cu lacrimi.

http://www.youtube.c...feature=related
http://www.youtube.c...feature=related
http://www.youtube.c...feature=related

[pejte]

Probabil nu m-am prins eu care era faza, dar mi s-a parut cel mai slabut special al lor.

[Fanatic]

Intr-adevar parca a fost cel mai slab special ... in schimb foarte frumoase peisajele

[andrei041]

Am gasit "Richard Hammonds - Top Gear Uncovered - The DVD Special 2009". Pare interesant, la prima vedere

[alexx_elf]

L-am vazut acum ceva vreme, nu mi s-a parut cine stie ce

[Extremero]

L-am vazut si eu dupa care am dat urgent Shift+Del.

[ska]

Top Gear has taken responsibility for the eruption of Iceland's Eyjafallajökull.

While details are limited, Jeremy Clarkson and James May were driving a highly-modified Toyota Hilux to the rim of Eyjafallajökull for an upcoming segment. Shortly after filming was completed, the volcano erupted and sent a cloud of ash 30,000 feet into the air.

In typical fashion, the outfit jokingly described the event as added proof that "Top Gear is responsible for almost every evil in the modern world."

Oddly enough, Toyota decided to join in by saying "With Europe's most advanced aircraft rendered powerless by the ash-filled atmosphere, it's Hilux that once again has proved itself the master of everything man and nature can put in its path."

Look for the episode to premiere this summer.

http://www.worldcarf...before-eruption

http://transmission....010/04/16/1990/

[ska]

THEY have pioneered driving in everything from a sinking amphibious camper van to a homemade limousine.

And now, in the week the driving test celebrates its 75th year, TV's Top Gear team have come up with The Alternative Highway Code - a bible of "rules for the modern motorist".

The authors, on behalf of Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May, promise: "Follow this and fail your driving test!"
Basic rules of the road


Using the road in a car. Before moving off:

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Get into the car. Do this BEFORE moving off. Trust us, we've tried the other way and it ruins your shoes, trousers and face.

Top Gear
Crash course ... Jeremy Clarkson in Top Gear guide

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Check your wing mirrors. Chances are your side mirrors are scratched, out of position, held on with gaffer tape and connected to the car by a spider's web.

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Switch on the car. Again, it seems quite basic but many people forget. It's worth bearing in mind that forgetting to switch on the engine at the start of a journey can add up to FIVE hours to a journey that would otherwise take 20 minutes, so think on.

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Before pulling away, take time to adjust your radio, air conditioning and (where applicable) testes. Go, go go!
Overtaking


Here is the official Ministry of Top Gear overtaking procedure, as laid down by the Minister for Shouting, Lord Clarkson.

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Oh God, there's a Peugeot in the way.

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This is a national-speed-limit road. Why is it doing 47mph? WHY?

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Ah, there's a straight coming up!

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POWEEEEER!

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Ha! This car is BIBLICALLY FAST.

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Do not try this in a car with ANYTHING less than 500 HORSEPOWERS.

Top Gear
Driving ambition ... Top Gear's Alternative Highway Code

On overtaking in a car with anything less than 500 horsepowers:

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Floor the accelerator.

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Feel entire car start to vibrate and rattle like the Space Shuttle on re-entry.

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Feel gentle beads of perspiration gather on whitening knuckles.

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Shout "Come on, you can do it!"

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Notice huge lorry coming the other way.

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Watch entire life flash before eyes.

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Get past dithering Peugeot and pull back to correct side of road.

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Stop to remove mess from underpants.

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Watch Peugeot go past.
Rules for car drivers


Fitness to drive. It is not just your car that must be in a suitable condition for the roads. As a driver, you must be too.

Ask yourself the following questions:

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Can you see? Do you have at least some arms and legs?

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Do you have a driving licence/Are you seriously thinking about getting a licence at some point in the future?*

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Okay, you're fit to drive. Away you go!

* Minicab drivers only.

Before setting off always remember the following tips:

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Make sure you are sitting in the driving seat and facing the front. You'd be amazed how many people in foreign countries insist on sitting on the PASSENGER side of the car - the bloody idiots. They drive on the WRONG side of the road, too.

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If you are a wittering simpleton, allow extra journey time for following your sat-nav instructions in an overly literal manner that causes you to drive into a canal/shopping centre/live firing-range/any other place that will generate a news story.
Additional rules & guidance


Rules for elderly drivers:

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Maintain a speed of at least 20mph below the maximum speed limit.

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Indicate at least 500 metres before turning. Change your mind at the last minute.

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Try not to change gear more than once every 15 minutes, because it "wastes petrol" and "damages the engine".

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Repeatedly say to your spouse: "I don't know why he's flashing me. I'm doing 23 as it is. This chap's a maniac!"

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When a car approaches on the opposite side of the road, slow to a virtual halt.

http://www.thesun.co...ghway-Code.html

[Mugur_Cosma]

TGTV Series 15: starts 27 June

http://transmission..../10/new-series/

[alexx_elf]

De o saptamana apare sambata si Fifth Gear, in format redus de doar 20 de minute. Merge pana apare TG

Aceasta postare a fost editata de alexx_elf: 12 iunie 2010 - 03:38

[masterblaster]

da, am redescoperit si eu fifthgear. am vazut azi ambele episoade. prea scurt (prima data am crezut ca e teapa cand am vazut durata ) si cam prost organizat. nu mai e ce era, dar oricum merita vazut. interesant testul focus rs, megane rs 250 si scirocco r. am intuit invingatorul si pe ala l-as alege si eu oricand, desi relu ar zice ca nu e masina